Why did the chicken cross the road

Check this out, the most famous joke in the world

To me, the funniest answer and make sense is “to get to another side”. Here some of the other answer I got over the internet:

• -Aristotles: To actualize its potential
• Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle

• Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer
• Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
• Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an airplane and couldn’t stop its forward momentum
• Epicurus: For fun
• George bush: Read my chicken lips. To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
• Bob Dole says “To get to the other side.”
• Mr. Spock : It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.
• Ernest Hemingway : To die. In the rain
• Kids: don’t ask us, ask the chiken!
• The Sphinx: You tell me

I posted this question in my other blog a few years ago, and I gotoriginal answers from the members:

• The kids are right. Go ask the chicken yourself
• chinese(?) boy appeared in the matrix movie : there’s no chicken. or at least it was you who had crossed the road.
• because he was told not to
• To find someone who cared.
• To get to the icecream stand…
• Because it had a death wish.
• Colonel Sanders: “WHAT!? HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU CHICKEN! I GOTTA DEEP FRY YOU IN MY TWELVE SECRET HERBS & SPICES!” *runs across road with a butcher’s knife*
• The Ninja – *throws shurukan at the chicken* enough of the jokes, who wants chicken noodles?
• salvador dali : it wasn’t a chicken but a giant octopus with some feathers
• So people would wonder why for all entenity..plus he wanted to be the most famous chicken in all history….
• the chicken: “Why DID I cross the road? And did I come before or after the egg?”
• It is not the chicken who is crossing the road, but you who is crossing the chicken
• To amuse joke tellers.
• Tony Woods: And then there’s the chicken crossing the road. Why? To get to the other side. You don’t see other animals doing that. No damn forest animals crossing the roads…Look at the racoon. Thats too much gear for the forest, man. Big furry jumpsuit, sun glasse and driving gloves. He’s too cocky. Crossing the road thinking he’s all that when another animal says, “Hey racoon! Look out for that truck!” Racoon looks back all like, “What truck mother f***er?!” Thats why whenever you see a dead racoon he’s always laying like that, looking back. You know who that other animal was though don’t you? Chicken.